Digital Mind

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

The sweet smell of sexcess

Remind me not to shower next time I'm looking for babes.

It might be the sweet smell of success or the bitter whiff of despair, but there's something in the odour of a male rat that tells a female whether he's been copulating like crazy or starved of sex for days. And to make matters worse for frustrated males, the females much prefer the smell of road-tested studs.

Females love the sweet smell of sexual success

Labels:

Monday, February 11, 2008

Reason #153 why I can't take religion seriously

Really guys, you follow up with all the improper sexual contact (to put it mildly) with this? In the year 2008 this is how you're going to fix problems? I can't wait to see if they break out the leeches and magical spells next.

The Rev. Andrzej Trojanowski, a soft-spoken Pole, plans to build a "spiritual oasis" that will serve as Europe's only center dedicated to performing exorcisms. With the blessing of the local Catholic archbishop and theological support from the Vatican, the center will aid a growing number of Poles possessed by evil forces or the devil himself, he said.

It gets better.

"People don't pray anymore, they don't go to church, they don't go to confession. The devil has an easy time of it," Amorth said in an interview. "There's a lot more devil worship, people interested in satanic things and seances, and less in Jesus."

Next stop Crazy-ville

Jankowski cited the case of a woman who asked for a divorce days after renewing her wedding vows as part of a marriage counseling program. What was suspicious, he said, was how the wife suddenly developed a passionate hatred for her husband.

"According to what I could perceive, the devil was present and acting in an obvious way," he said. "How else can you explain how a wife, in the space of a couple of weeks, could come to hate her own husband, a man who is a good person?"

Yes indeed, what possible reason could there be except for, you guessed it, SATAN! That is the only possible explanation on earth why a woman could come to hate her husband in a manner of weeks. God help us all.

Ritual of Dealing With Demons Undergoes a Revival

Blogged with Flock

Labels:

Friday, February 08, 2008

Fail

Shipment of Fail

Blogged with Flock

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Jane Austen's Porn and Penetration

This one caught me off guard. Spread it far and wide. The video that is.


From Crackle: Porn and Penetration

Labels:

Monday, February 04, 2008

Stilettos = sexy times

Women in porn are apparently on to something. Not only is wearing stilettos sexy, but according to research it helps strengthen pelvic muscles. You heard the man ladies. Time to strut your stuff. It's for your own health.

High-heeled shoes not only tone the legs and strengthen the pelvic muscles, but they "directly work the pleasure muscles which are linked to an orgasm", it is claimed.

"We now hope to prove that wearing heels during daily activity may reduce the need for the pelvic exercises necessary to keep that part of a woman's anatomy toned and elastic."

"Like many women, I like high-heeled shoes, and although they are sometimes uncomfortable I continue to wear them in an effort to appear more slender and taller.

"It's good to know they have potential health benefits."

An official guide to better sex, provided by NHS Direct, advises women to become more aware of their pleasure muscles (pelvic floor muscles) and advises them how to exercise them to aid sexual arousal.

Why wearing stilettos could boost your sex life | the Daily Mail

Blogged with Flock